"EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU THE NURSE?"
Being “Christ-like”

Sometimes when I’m cleaning up a big shit, or doing wound care, or something else nasty someone makes a comment like, “I don’t know how you can do that.” Or the patient will be like, “Oh I’m so sorry you have to do this… I just hate for you to have to do that,” when I have to help them bathe or use the bathroom.

I like to reply with, “Well of course it’s not the most glamorous part of my job but I’m okay with it… Ya know they say Jesus Christ himself used to wash people’s feet.”

And no matter they religious preference, they just look at me like… 😳 😍 👏👏👏

And I’m like 😇 😎 … Smooth.

ninjatengu:

(via You seem awfully worried about catching Ebola for someone too lazy to get a flu shot.)
When I have to do my assessment at 7am but my patient just wants to sleep
bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

chamelion-circuit:

foreverweddings:

 Because big, bulky boxes are not obvious at all. 

This is super smart

chamelion-circuit:

foreverweddings:

 Because big, bulky boxes are not obvious at all. 

This is super smart

nerd-misfit-mentality:

I’m gonna go cry now

nerd-misfit-mentality:

I’m gonna go cry now

tastefullyoffensive:

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What’s the most dad thing your dad has ever done?

throh:trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

throh:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

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mcandmc:

stunningpicture:

My grandma wanted to see the ocean one last time before checking into hospice. Her face says it all.

Literal tear here. 

mcandmc:

stunningpicture:

My grandma wanted to see the ocean one last time before checking into hospice. Her face says it all.

Literal tear here.