"EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU THE NURSE?"
icuisafourletterword:

Pass Interference. Automatic first down.

icuisafourletterword:

Pass Interference. Automatic first down.

wheatleyhastings:

reversecentaur:

plantkitten:

aw pup

honey no

Bless you fluffy baby

wheatleyhastings:

reversecentaur:

plantkitten:

aw pup

honey no

Bless you fluffy baby

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

maplesuhtori:

why are white people so ugly

beatnikdaddio:

phyllis stalnaker. 
weedhead, tramp.

beatnikdaddio:

phyllis stalnaker.
weedhead, tramp.

Doing drip rates for the first time

hungoverstudentnurse:

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When my patient came off the chopper with a bag of cardene that was a different concentration than our hospital usually uses… Uhhhhh I want it at 10mg/hr… Shit now there’s math involved! I’ll just call pharmacy to send us one of our bags STAT I guess

staff:

Have a great weekend, Tumblr. 

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.