"EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU THE NURSE?"

staff:

Have a great weekend, Tumblr. 

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

thuc:

transparency in pricing, check. 
chalkboard and ink art created by the wickedly talented Andrea Levendusky.

tastefullyoffensive:

How to exit the back of a pickup truck. [via]

laurielaurin:

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

That’s an amazing woman right there

OMG love this granny. This will be me in like 10 years

everydayfolks:

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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Taylor Swifts dance instructor

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

nightdutynurse:

emceepasty:

icuisafourletterword:

Truth! Haha

This be true

This interview scene with Carla actually really bugged me. I’m not down with the whole “nursing is the next best thing to being a doctor” mentality. Nurses are nurses, not failed doctors.

Pretty much what happened here too. But now you couldn’t pay me enough to be a doctor. I’m glad I’m a nurse I’d never want to be a doc anyway.

nightdutynurse:

emceepasty:

icuisafourletterword:

Truth! Haha

This be true

This interview scene with Carla actually really bugged me. I’m not down with the whole “nursing is the next best thing to being a doctor” mentality. Nurses are nurses, not failed doctors.

Pretty much what happened here too. But now you couldn’t pay me enough to be a doctor. I’m glad I’m a nurse I’d never want to be a doc anyway.