"EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU THE NURSE?"
Intergluteal cleft

Is the proper medical term for buttcrack. As in, “excoriated intergluteal cleft, pt frequently complains of tenderness particularly after fingerpainting his shit all over the bed.”

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

When we get a hot new intern:
When the family members find the cabinet where we hide the goodies in the nourishment room:
Martini PRN

My DTing trauma patient had a doctors order for 2 martinis with meals. Pharmacy sent up a bottle of tanqueray but I told the doc that I had to change the order to cranberry and vodka bc we are a hospital we don’t have dry vermouth!

lexlifts:

rumour:

HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO

oh my lord

lexlifts:

rumour:

HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO

oh my lord